The Lovecrafts

We need your help! The police just won’t leave us alone. On my way back from Taco Bell heading down Bush River Road, a porker pulled me over  just for the fuck of it. Why do I always get pulled in places where people i know can see. This time it was next door to my current employer. The pig never asked for my insurance card or registration. He also did not approach me until his two backup swine showed up. They then asked me to “step out of the car” and i got searched. “anything in the car” the cop snorted and I replied “Yeah, but you can’t find it!”. I am paraphrasing of course, I think my exact words were “no officer, but you are more than welcome to check”. Anywho, the cob roller gave me my license back just after telling the other two hogs “he’s clean”. You could see the disappoint in all of their faces. It must have been the same face that each of them saw on their parents face when their announced they were going to be cops. “bye fuckers” i screamed silently as I pulled away and i prepared to face all the questions from my employers who saw the whole thing.