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We are a corporate rock band, looking to make your life a little easier.  We offer state of the art live webcam streams of practices and writing sessions.  We also provide quality intimate rock and roll shows for private parties and large rock clubs alike.  This lets you feel like  a part of the action.  We offer a comprehensive medical and dental package.  This page is still under construction, so make sure you’re wearing you hard hat.  (TLC on the NYSE).

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  • Hello, my name is MotherF*cker Von Lovecraft, I’m the tallest member of the band & I am one of the four singer/songwriters in the group, I also play guitar & keys! The practice song we shared with you was one of our very first times playing together at Allin Lovecraft’s old house, drums, vocals, etc. He now has a nicer bigger house that we worked very hard to sound proof. Also, we’ve got some new speakers, so, the next video practice post will be much clearer and you’ll be able to hear us sing! Welcome to the jungle, you’re gonna get raped by rock-n-roll! Our live shows will be very visual as well as musical. So stay tuned for more info! We are here to bring a smile or a grimes to those who need a shot of true entertainment in order feel alive! Love Mommy!

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